Hey Lovers,
Love & Hip Hop Hollywood premiered last week but I was losing my morals in Vegas, more on that later. I watched the premiere last night in order to give you some quick thoughts on it before Episode 2. Below are just a few of my brain drops. Continue reading
Hey Lovers,
As you know, I wasn’t home to watch with you live on Monday so of course I’m giving you my thoughts now. Before I continue, I should probably disclose the fact that I have not had a full night of sleep since Friday. So, if my shade is more shady than usual that’s the reason. Continue reading
Hey Lovers,
I was unable to watch Love & Hip Hop with you last night because I was the Barclays Center trying to get Chris Paul’s attention at the Nets game. Sadly, I didn’t get Chris Paul’s attention but the Nets did win the game in the last 2 minutes. Obviously it’s because I was there. Let me stop playing. I knew you would want to hear my thoughts on Love & Hip Hop posthaste so I did watch after I got home. Let’s discuss. Continue reading
From Lilwaynehq.com
Hey Lovers,
Let me begin by saying, I liked Christina Milian. I wanted her to do well. She’s kind of like the Latina Ciara, meaning that she should be bigger than what she is but for whatever reason she just isn’t. I was kind of excited to see the show initially. That was before they released that sinfully atrocious remix. If you remember, in my last post I discussed Christina Milian’s terrible rendition of “Drunk in Love.” Continue reading
Hey Lovers,
Last month Mob Wives returned to VH1. One of my good girlfriends asked me to give a few thoughts on it and as you know, I rarely (read probably never) turn down requests for my opinion. Let me begin by saying that I think this may be my last season with Mob Wives. The only thing worse than an old woman is an old desperate woman. Everyone on this show is hanging on for dear life. I think it’s time for VH1 to put them and me out of the collective misery. Continue reading
From straightfromthea.com
Hey Lovers,
I’m sure you’re excited about Nicki Minaj’s new album but we have other things to discuss. In honor of the fact that Love & Hip Hop New York is premering tonight, I figured that I’d give you my final thoughts on the finale of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood since I couldn’t watch with you live last week. Continue reading
From straightfromthea.com
Hey Lovers,
As you know, I was handling some professional stuff Monday night so I couldn’t watch Love & Hip Hop with you live. I missed you. Did you miss me?
I used to like Yung Berg then his credit card got denied and he dragged Masika by her hair today, according to TMZ. I don’t care about Teairra’s song. Be honest, you don’t either.
I really can’t take anything Hazel has to say seriously. I just want to know what Instagram hair company is selling blonde closures with black roots. Her weave just like her face, makes no sense to me. Continue reading
Hey Lovers,
Did you watch Love & Hip Hop last night? Let’s discuss.
I really couldn’t take Miss Diddy’s Crayola colored lipstick and Sincere’s rapey swag.
I tried to care about Lil Fizz and Amanda but. . . I just don’t. Lil Fizz should be looking for a nanny but instead he’s trying to cuff Amanda. If Amanda were smart, she would walk now. The other dude is taking her to the Capital Grille and Fizz got her going to toddler tee ball and ducking his trifling ass Baby Mama. Which would you choose?
From straightfromthea.com
Hey Lovers,
It’s been a long, long time. I’ve missed you. The Devil stole both my power cords which left me with 2 computers and no power cords. The Devil is liar. Anyway, because I love you, I’ve watched episodes 5 & 6 of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood multiple times. Let’s discuss! Continue reading
Picture from VH1
Hey Lovers,
Sorry I wasn’t here to discuss Stevie & ’em them with you live but I was out with one of my besties drinking margaritas and slaying (Shout out to T. Starr). Let’s discuss tonight’s episode of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta.
Can you explain Drew to me? He was dressed like a gay Steve Urkel and I really have a hard time taking anyone who wears glasses without lens seriously. Maybe we can start a petition to get Drew & Traci off the show because I really cannot endure seeing them week after week.
How many times do I have to say that Rasheeda & Mimi need to start virgin hair lines? They don’t make great decisions but their weaves are always laid.
I need Ariane to get a life coach. First, she had no story line. Then, she smashed one of K. Michelle’s exes. After that she wanted to be a singer. Now she wants a woman. I want a writer to decide what her actual role on this show will be because she’s flip flopping all over the script and it’s making me tired.
How do you feel about Scrappy’s weed addiction? I’m kind of feeling like it’s along the lines of Tiger Woods’ sex addiction as in it’s a great excuse but no one believes really. I think Scrappy was smiling at the counselor because he doesn’t know the definition of “abstinence.” By the way, my mother thinks that Scrappy & Mama Dee get high together. Scrappy is the reason why people have to choose baby daddies more carefully. Any time your child’s grandmother is buying your child’s father blunts someone made the wrong choice.
I know I’ve been drinking but please tell me I heard Karlie wrong. Did she say she did a song with Beenie Man? I didn’t know Beenie Man was doing that badly that he needs to get on songs with old Trini buss downs. After seeing that performance it’s clear Karlie should stick to the hair boutique because I don’t see her being the next Lady Saw.
I want to hang out with Rasheeda’s mama. She ran into Queen Kirk’s toy dirt bike like a G and I was here for every second of it.
I am still ready for the season finale.
What did you think of tonight’s episode? Comment below and let me know!
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