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Love & Holy Sh**

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 Hey Lovers, 

I was unable to watch Love & Hip Hop with you last night because I was the Barclays Center trying to get Chris Paul’s attention at the Nets game. Sadly, I didn’t get Chris Paul’s attention but the Nets did win the game in the last 2 minutes. Obviously it’s because I was there. Let me stop playing. I knew you would want to hear my thoughts on Love & Hip Hop posthaste so I did watch after I got home. Let’s discuss.  Continue reading →

Love & Hip Hop Hollywood

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Hey Lovers, 

As you know, I was handling some professional stuff Monday night so I couldn’t watch Love & Hip Hop with you live. I missed you. Did you miss me? 

I used to like Yung Berg then his credit card got denied and he dragged Masika by her hair today, according to TMZ. I don’t care about Teairra’s song. Be honest, you don’t either. 

I really can’t take anything Hazel has to say seriously. I just want to know what Instagram hair company is selling blonde closures with black roots. Her weave just like her face, makes no sense to me.  Continue reading →

Love & Hip Hop Hollyweird Episode 6

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Hey Lovers, 

Did you watch Love & Hip Hop last night? Let’s discuss. 

I really couldn’t take Miss Diddy’s Crayola colored lipstick and Sincere’s rapey swag. 

I tried to care about Lil Fizz and Amanda but. . . I just don’t. Lil Fizz should be looking for a nanny but instead he’s trying to cuff Amanda.  If Amanda were smart, she would walk now. The other dude is taking her to the Capital Grille and Fizz got her going to toddler tee ball and ducking his trifling ass Baby Mama. Which would you choose? 

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Love & Hop Scotch ATL

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Picture from VH1

Hey Lovers,

Sorry I wasn’t here to discuss Stevie & ’em them with you live but I was out with one of my besties drinking margaritas and slaying (Shout out to T. Starr). Let’s discuss tonight’s episode of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta.

Can you explain Drew to me? He was dressed like a gay Steve Urkel and I really have a hard time taking anyone who wears glasses without lens seriously. Maybe we can start a petition to get Drew & Traci off the show because I really cannot endure seeing them week after week.

How many times do I have to say that Rasheeda & Mimi need to start virgin hair lines? They don’t make great decisions but their weaves are always laid.

I need Ariane to get a life coach. First, she had no story line. Then, she smashed one of K. Michelle’s exes. After that she wanted to be a singer. Now she wants a woman. I want a writer to decide what her actual role on this show will be because she’s flip flopping all over the script and it’s making me tired.

How do you feel about Scrappy’s weed addiction? I’m kind of feeling like it’s along the lines of Tiger Woods’ sex addiction as in it’s a great excuse but no one believes really. I think Scrappy was smiling at the counselor because he doesn’t know the definition of “abstinence.” By the way, my mother thinks that Scrappy & Mama Dee get high together. Scrappy is the reason why people have to choose baby daddies more carefully. Any time your child’s grandmother is buying your child’s father blunts someone made the wrong choice.

I know I’ve been drinking but please tell me I heard Karlie wrong. Did she say she did a song with Beenie Man? I didn’t know Beenie Man was doing that badly that he needs to get on songs with old Trini buss downs. After seeing that performance it’s clear Karlie should stick to the hair boutique because I don’t see her being the next Lady Saw.

I want to hang out with Rasheeda’s mama. She ran into Queen Kirk’s toy dirt bike like a G and I was here for every second of it.

I am still ready for the season finale.

What did you think of tonight’s episode? Comment below and let me know!

 

 

 

 

Love & Ho Hop Atlanta

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Love & Hip Hop Atlanta

Hey Lovers, 

I know it’s been awhile but my job has me working like they don’t know indentured servitude is over. Let’s discuss tonight’s Love & Hip Hop Atlanta.

  • Stevie & Joseline: According to Media Takeout the couple married last week. I guess nothing says forever like your man accusing you of being a former prostitute. Am I the only one who thinks Stevie J cross dresses in secret? All of his outfits look like costumes. Sidenote, aren’t Joseline’s weaves winning this season? 
  • Mimi: You MADE a mistake with this tired ass clothing line. Are we really surprised that Nikko didn’t really put her in his roommate’s video? I’m not interested in learning anything else about Mimi; other than who does her makeup. Mimi should ask Joseline about how to demand her respect.  
  • Rasheeda & Ms. Kirk: Rasheeda’s weave was laid in her glitter top interview package. Maybe she should start a hair company because music doesn’t seem to be for her. Can you name a Rasheeda song? I certainly cannot. As for Ms. Kirk meeting with Rasheeda’s mama what’s the point? Trifling is just trifling. Did y’all peep Ms. Shirline? She looked like she was ready to buss Kirk’s head with that broom stick. 
  • Benzino: Besides the fact that his head and shoulders seem to be mismatched Benzino doesn’t seem to be so terrible.  I’m actually starting to like Bobble Head.
  • K. Michelle: What was that toast? Safe sex, pay checks & learning to give great BJ’s. . .Shouldn’t you have all 3 of those under control by now? I can’t even discuss that climb over the gate comment but I’ve never heard such trash. 
  • Karlie Redd should’ve kept that weave for herself. And anyway, what kinda weave can you do with 1 bundle? Bye Karlie Redd and the red latex dress.  

Did you miss Scrappy & Shay or Baby Bop & the Red Bone? I didn’t either. I don’t know what was worse. Nikko’s rapping or his video. I hope he has a day job. Maybe he doesn’t and that’s why he needs a roommate when he’s clearly near 40. By the way, how is Stevie J giving Mimi a BMW when he’s still on the bus?

Did you watch tonight? What did you think? Comment below and let me know! 

Love & Hot Mess Atlanta

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Love & Hip Hop Atlanta

 

Hey Lovers, 

Let’s discuss tonight’s Love & Hip Hop episode. 

  • Scrappy & Erica. Did Scrappy spend his last dollar on Erica’s ring? I ask because it’s clear he doesn’t have a Vaseline budget. Erica could’ve struck a match on his lips. Can you also tell me why he’s wearing a leather vest in his interview? That outfit is 1 step away from a “Yep, I’m gay” People Magazine cover.
  • Stevie J, Mimi & Joseline. Last season Joseline was my least favorite. This season she’s my most favorite. Mimi should take swag lessons from Joseline. Joseline wins all the time and stays on her grind. She won last week’s Molly the Maid confrontation. She won this week when she told Stevie J she was no longer interested in his D but she would appreciate him getting back to business. As for Mimi and that aging face, let’s just put her on the prayer list. It’s clear she has problems that cannot be solved by anyone of this earth. As for Stevie, I kinda feel like he’s 1 line of cocaine away from turning into Ike Turner.       
  • Traci & Drew. I want these two off the show. They’re bringing nothing. Chris Brown doesn’t bring anything anymore, what could we expect from his DJ? Traci just wants to marry her baby daddy & she’s about to buy a pretend sneaker store in order to do that. Waiting until 6 years after your kid is born to try to get the family in order is late and backwards.  This relationship is exactly what’s wrong with America and I’m over it. 
  • Shay & Mama Dee. Either Mama Dee is a lesbian or she’s using Shay as a proxy for herself. There’s something unnatural about Mama Dee’s interest in Shay. I know Ms. Mona pays well. Why was Mama Dee wearing a buy 1 get 1 synthetic wig? Also, I really need to know why she’s still rolling in her Pimp Mobile. At first glance I thought that was Stevie J’s raggedy ass bus. As for Shay, I’m wondering if she’s serious with these hairstyles. I guess VH1 alternate doesn’t pay that well.  

I can’t wait for next week’s episode. I’ve been wanting Erica to buss Mama Dee in the face for awhile. I know, that’s her daughter’s grandmother and all but Mama Dee is always coming out with some washed up pimp sh*t. We’ve heard that she’s a former pimp, but I want someone to push her wig back; literally. 

Did you see tonight’s episode? What did you think? Comment below and let me know.

Gossip Game

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The Gossip Game

 

Last night we got a new show, Gossip Game on VH1. As your Go to Girl for Reality Tea, I felt compelled to watch. The cast members are:

  • Angela Yee of Power 105’s Breakfast Club. I find Angela Yee adorable. I think this show is a better look for her than managing L’oreal. Is that a problem? 
  • K. Foxx. I want to like K. Foxx but her bad wig is distracting. I did like how she kept it cute at the table with Angela Yee & Jas Baggy Eye Fly.  
  • Kim Osorio. I love that Kim Osorio is on this show. She’s the first female editor of the Source. It’s great for young girls to a woman of color in such a powerful position. Kim’s husband however needs a time out. He manages Slaughter House yet his artist is chasing Tahiry’s cakes to other countries and not making music.  
  • Ms. Drama. Ms. Drama has the right name. She doesn’t have the right wig or the right undergarments but I guess you can’t have everything. 
  • Jas Fly. Jas really didn’t give me anything. I liked how she ambushed Angela Yee & K. Foxx but I’m going to need her to get one of the under eye roller ball things because those bags were distracting me. 
  • Sharon Carpenter of Global Grind. Everyone knows I love Black & Brown people with English accents so Sharon was already in with me. I loved the fact she’s on the cast since I’ve seen her do actual journalism for major networks. It also looks like she’s going to bring something other that “I’m something like a journalist but I’ll Erica Mena you.” I was all with her until she started with the “I’m so pretty it’s holding me back.” Sharon, this is America you can never be too pretty that’s like saying you’re too rich. 
  • Vivian Billings. Ms. Vivian was giving us NYC Hood realness. We knew that from the minute she said she has 4 kids, been with their father for 13 years but has only been married for 2. Vivian was giving us Jamaica Ave and I loved it.   

I liked the cameos from Charlamagne and Star (of Star & Bucwild). Episode 1 gave enough drama to make me tune in next week. I want to see what’s going to happen with this whole Angela v. K. Foxx thing, whether Ms. Drama will get a better wig and whether Vivian will threaten to cut a bitch.  

Did you watch? Will you continue to watch? Comment below and let me know! 

Spotted!

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Hey Lovers!

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I know it’s been awhile since we’ve spoken. Over the weekend a friend contacted me with a cute story just in time for me to give you all some Christmas Tea. Apparently being the Baby Mama to Juelz Santana doesn’t preclude Kimbella from shopping like the rest of us. Saturday, Kimbella was spotted at the Gap Outlet in the Bergen Mall.

So, the fact Kimbella shops at the Gap Outlet is funny enough but she had the NERVE to ask if she could skip the line. She said “I’m Kimbella from Love & Hip Hop can I skip the line?” Maybe the staff has never seen the show, maybe they have seen the show and aren’t fans or maybe they don’t have any f****s left to give as a result of the holidays. No matter what the their reasoning was, the staff at the Gap Outlet made Kimbella wait like every other customer. Guess ***king the right D doesn’t get you to the front of the Gap line.

Happy Holidays!