#ByeHot97

ABW

Hey Lovers have you heard? Yesterday Hot 97 reached a new low; even for Hot 97. If you didn’t see it, you can read about it here. Short story short, Hot 97 tweeted and later deleted the question: Do you believe Black women have an attitude problem? To add insult to injury, there was a picture of First Lady Michelle Obama. It’s shortly after midnight as I write this but I was so pissed I could not wait. Let’s discuss. 

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Dear Mariah, Stay a lady

Mariah & LaToya Married to Medicine

Hey Lovers! 

Yesterday I watched Married to Medicine to see the fight. I had no idea how epic the fight would be. The problem started because Ms. Mariah ‘I’m ill because I’m Married to a Bangladeshi Doctor’ Huq heard that Toya ‘I keep buying the wrong weave hair’ Bush-Harris told someone that Ms. Mariah isn’t as squeaky clean as she tries to portray because her husband isn’t her oldest child’s father. In fact, the child doesn’t even know that Dr. Bangladesh isn’t her daddy; scandalous, I know. 

Mariah & Toya see each other at a double birthday party for Mariah’s husband and another doctor. Mariah’s mother was there. I’m not in business of talking about people’s mamas but Ms. Lucy looks like she’s been on the hoe stroll since before Al Green got those grits thrown on him. Anyway, Ms. Lucy approached Toya throwing shade that only an old hoe could. Toya attempted to tell Mariah that she needed to check her mother. 

Instead of Mariah keeping it cute she decided to turn all the way up. That’s when next level fuckery broke out. Mariah & Toya tore up those White folks’ house. Glasses & fixtures were broken, edges & weaves were disrupted, it was just an all out mess. Instead of Ms. Lucy trying to break up the fight, she started hitting Toya with her clutch (told you she was an old hoe). 

Now that I’ve gotten you all caught up on what happened I have a message for Mariah. . . stay a lady. Mariah DM me @RantRaveRandom. It’s clear you’ve come from some far away gutter. What’s also clear is that you don’t want to return. I mean you’re running from your past so hard you won’t even admit you have an extra baby daddy. The next time you’re at an event telling people about your come up; I mean marriage. Just remember these 3 words “stay a lady.” I would say keep it cute but you’d probably say “she’s always cute” in a knock off Tamar voice and I certainly don’t have time for that. 

Side note: You started the fight and Toya won. What was the point? Now everyone thinks you’re tacky and everyone with eyes knows you can’t fight. Mariah, you have got to get better ideas. While you’re working on those ideas, please take my advice and stay a lady. 

Did you see the fight? What did you think? Comment below and let me know! 

ATL Wrap

RHOA Season 5

RHOA Season 5

 

Hey Lovers, 

I know it’s been awhile but let’s get back into it! Sunday was the Season Finale of the 5th Season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Let’s begin with my questions

  1. What ever happened to Phaedra being an attorney? We’ve heard about stun guns, big buns and all other kinds of messiness but not a word about her actual profession. 
  2. Why was the whole finale centered around Kenya’s party? It was interesting for about 1 minute when Kenya called security on Porsha and Peter staged a walked out but I just didn’t find it interesting. 
  3. Am I the only one who does NOT miss Kim? 

 

Now we know. . .

Now we that in Atlanta, you can get a step & repeat for anything, see Kenya’s party. We also know that Phaedra’s thirst for “donk” compliments is real. As Porsha’s “malice content” comment showed, we know her vocabulary is as limited as her marriage. Finally, we know that Nene’s new life as a result of her role on the New Normal has revived her role on the show. Her confessionals have been all the way on point and not to mention hilarious this season.

While I kind of hated this finale, I cannot wait for the reunion. There are so many things we need to have resolved. Here’s my list of things I want addressed by Andy Cohen. 

  • Will Nene return for another season? 
  • Is Nene really going to have an elobarate wedding to Grandpa Gregg?  
  • Did Kenya really hire Walter to play her boyfriend? 
  • Does Porsha regret being a well dressed doormat only to find out her husband was divorcing her via TMZ?
  • Does Phaedra really believe she’s qualified to give workout tips? In the words of Diddy I think she’s “1 cheeseburger away”
  • Now that Peter & Cynthia don’t have a storyline will they return?  

Did you watch? Do you have any thoughts? Comment below and let me know!