Dear Mariah, Stay a lady

Mariah & LaToya Married to Medicine

Hey Lovers! 

Yesterday I watched Married to Medicine to see the fight. I had no idea how epic the fight would be. The problem started because Ms. Mariah ‘I’m ill because I’m Married to a Bangladeshi Doctor’ Huq heard that Toya ‘I keep buying the wrong weave hair’ Bush-Harris told someone that Ms. Mariah isn’t as squeaky clean as she tries to portray because her husband isn’t her oldest child’s father. In fact, the child doesn’t even know that Dr. Bangladesh isn’t her daddy; scandalous, I know. 

Mariah & Toya see each other at a double birthday party for Mariah’s husband and another doctor. Mariah’s mother was there. I’m not in business of talking about people’s mamas but Ms. Lucy looks like she’s been on the hoe stroll since before Al Green got those grits thrown on him. Anyway, Ms. Lucy approached Toya throwing shade that only an old hoe could. Toya attempted to tell Mariah that she needed to check her mother. 

Instead of Mariah keeping it cute she decided to turn all the way up. That’s when next level fuckery broke out. Mariah & Toya tore up those White folks’ house. Glasses & fixtures were broken, edges & weaves were disrupted, it was just an all out mess. Instead of Ms. Lucy trying to break up the fight, she started hitting Toya with her clutch (told you she was an old hoe). 

Now that I’ve gotten you all caught up on what happened I have a message for Mariah. . . stay a lady. Mariah DM me @RantRaveRandom. It’s clear you’ve come from some far away gutter. What’s also clear is that you don’t want to return. I mean you’re running from your past so hard you won’t even admit you have an extra baby daddy. The next time you’re at an event telling people about your come up; I mean marriage. Just remember these 3 words “stay a lady.” I would say keep it cute but you’d probably say “she’s always cute” in a knock off Tamar voice and I certainly don’t have time for that. 

Side note: You started the fight and Toya won. What was the point? Now everyone thinks you’re tacky and everyone with eyes knows you can’t fight. Mariah, you have got to get better ideas. While you’re working on those ideas, please take my advice and stay a lady. 

Did you see the fight? What did you think? Comment below and let me know! 

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