Rasheeda, call me

Rasheeda's Twitter selfie

Rasheeda’s Twitter selfie

Hey Lovers, 

Since today is a holiday let me start by saying Happy Independence Day! Since I’m off today like you probably are, I told myself I was not going to blog. That was true until I was going through my inbox and found Rasheeda’s video. The video was posted on Worldstar Hip Hop of course. I posted the video below for you to see. Normally this is the point where I say we should discuss it. After you watch it, you’ll see there’s not much to discuss. I just ask all of you to DM Rasheeda my number because she clearly is lacking in the ideas arena and I have plenty.

When we first saw the video shoot on Love & Hip Hop I thought the main problem was going to be the fact that a middle age woman pregnant woman was going to be rapping about a sexual position. After watching the video it’s apparent that the pregnancy is not the problem; Rasheeda’s vocabulary is. I really do not know what kind of GED lyrics those were but I could not deal. I’m actually sure that this video was the first time I’ve heard a Rasheeda song and Lord willing it will be my last.

After seeing this video I think Rasheeda needs to stick to that ratchet clothing line and get into the weave and makeup business because there is no way those raps will ever anywhere other than Worldstar.

What do you think of Rasheeda’s “rhymes?” Comment below and let me know!   

Lil Poopy, big problem?

Lil Poopy

 

Hey Lovers, 

Have you heard about this kid from Massachusetts calling himself Lil Poopy? If you haven’t watch the video. Apparently Lil Poopy is signed to French I don’t know any of his songs Montana. Long story short, the authorities got wind of Lil Poopy’s hood stardom and his father is being investigated by the child protection authorities. Read more of the details at: http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/lil-poopy-raps-latest-kid-sensation-da-club/story?id=19432255

Bow Wow was a child rapper. I don’t really know how well that’s working out for him since he used to perform on 106 & Park and now he seems to have the hosting job no one wants. I vaguely remember Lil Romeo’s “rap” career. Do I see it for Lil Poopy? Not really. But the person for whom I really do NOT see it is French Montana. Isn’t he signed to P. I’m the only one who makes money on Bad Boy Diddy? Since I’d lose a $1 million bet to name a French Montana song I think his priorities are sideways. Out of this whole story I think I’m the most mad at these ratchet borderline child molesting women. How poorly is your life going that you have to twerk for an elementary school student? And I’m sure half of those hoes have kids older than Lil Poopy.

While we’re on the subject, can we admit that every combination of words isn’t going to become a “thing,” ad lib, catch phrase, etc? “Coke isn’t a bad word,” is almost as bad as the ghetto girl from BBW trying to start “shimmer.” While everyone wants to say they thought of the next “It’s Barbie Bitch,” the phrase actually has to be catchy. Remember, catchphrase isn’t a misnomer. I digress. 

All in all I think Lil Poopy could turn out to be fine or we could see him on Locked Up Boston in 7 years because clearly no one with good sense is in charge of him. 

What do you think of Lil Poopy? Too cute or too much? Comment below and let me know!