I was listening to Jay-Z’s song, DOA and I began to think about things I wished would die. The following are just a few:

• Shower flipflops being worn in the street (the shower part isn’t a misnomer, it’s a hint)
• Chinese slippers being worn in the street (a $5 slipper is not a shoe)
• Club clothes and colored eyeshadow in the day time (it’s called EVENING wear)
• Stores that have minimum purchase requirements for credit/debit cards but take EBT no matter what (way to reward for NOT being on public assistance)
• Men’s sandals (never acceptable if there is no body of water near by and I don’t mean a puddle)
• Faux-Fur (faux means fake)

Jay-Z killed Autotune, if you could, what would you kill?